Thursday, 17 December 2015


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Bojan Krkic of Stoke
HIDDINK OR PEP FOR CHELSEA
After being surprisingly told that Juande Ramos was being considered as a potential replacement for Jose Mourinho in the interim period, we couldn’t quite help focusing on the word ‘potential’. That makes us doubt whether it will actually happen, because we’re dreadful cynics.

Thursday brings a couple of different claims of Chelsea’s post-Jose plans. The Sun say that Chelsea will go to Pep Guardiola and tell them to ‘name his price’ in order to appoint him. Hopefully Pep will put ‘55378008’ on a calculator screen and turn it upside down to show Roman Abramovich the joke, before running off into the distance.
Meanwhile, the Daily Telegraph say that Guus Hiddink is the likely short-term option, with Diego Simeone the man to take them forward for the long term. Which all sounds very sensible.
If we are good boys and girls from now until next summer, can we have a Premier League in which Van Gaal, Klopp, Guardiola, Wenger and Simeone are all managers, please?

EVERYONE AFTER BOJAN
Ah yes, lovely Bojan. If reports in Spanish newspaper Sport are to be believed (relayed by The Sun), Stoke’s Spaniard is the talk of the town. The claim is that Liverpool, Manchester United and Chelsea are all interested in signing the 25-year-old, who Stoke value at £15m. 

Bojan only cost Stoke £800,000, so that sort of offer would be great business for them. There really isn’t much else to say other than that the player would surely love to get back into the Champions League.

LIVERPOOL TO RAID SCHALKE
Jurgen Klopp raiding Borussia Dortmund would not be that surprising, but going after players of their rivals Schalke would be interesting to say the least. 

The Daily Express report that Liverpool are interested in signing central defender Joel Matip, who would be available on a free transfer next summer. That leaves Liverpool able to sort out a deal from January onwards.
In addition, the Daily Mail say that Klopp would also like to sign Leroy Sane. Wouldn’t we all? Sane is the Bundesliga’s Next Big Thing. Liverpool would be joined by every other big club in Europe in an attempt to prise him away from Germany.
ARSENAL EYE XHAKA
Granit Xhaka isn’t quite the defensive midfielder we had in mind for Arsenal, but he is at least a central midfielder. That’s something. Plus he has a rock hard name.

The Daily Mail believe that Arsenal have been scouting Xhaka ahead of a possible move in January, keeping tabs on him during Borussia Monchengladbach’s Champions League matches against Manchester City.
We’ll say what we normally say here: Big clubs are scouting hundreds of players at a time. It’s not really massive news that they would watch an exciting 23-year-old international in a key position.

AND THE REST
Manchester United are ready to offer Bayern Munich striker Robert Lewandowski £10.9m a year…Liverpool are again considering a move for Basel striker Breel Embolo…Chelsea are likely to bid for Southampton striker Graziano Pelle, 30, in the January transfer window…Tottenham will have to put any move for Marseille’s Belgium striker Michy Batshuayi, 22, on hold until next summer at the earliest…Chelsea captain John Terry, 35, fears he might not be given a new contract.


was a massive disappointment during his spell in England. The 27-year-old scored just 10 goals in 67 games for Spurs, and left after just two years to join Chinese side Guangzhou Evergrande earlier this year.
Paulinho has generally hapless during his spell in England, and he has opened up on his time there.
“I was unhappy in England; the last months was the worst moment of my career,” he told Spanish newspaper Sport.
“I was unhappy and my family was not right. The chance to work with Scolari appeared, in a team where there were other Brazilians, and I chose the option of playing in China.”


Eden Hazard Jose Mourinho Football365
Stories alleging that Eden Hazard faked a hip injury against Leicester have been rubbished by the Chelsea forward’s father.
Hazard had to be substituted after barely half an hour of the game against table-topping Leicester on Monday, falling heavily under a challenge from Jamie Vardy.
The Belgian limped off the pitch with a hip injury, but reports in his homeland questioned whether or not he was ‘boycotting’ manager Jose Mourinho by faking a knock.
Hazard’s father, Thierry, has rubbished such claims.
“All those stories are invented,” he told Het Nieuwsblad. “Do you really think that Eden’s going to fake an injury in such an important game?
“You all know him as someone who likes to play. As much as possible. His hip is really hurting. It’s difficult to say if he’ll play at the weekend. But we hope he’s fit as soon as possible.
“Eden stays pretty cool under his current form,” Hazard continued. “All players have had periods where things went against them. Eden keeps on working. Also for Jose Mourinho. They still get along.”


NEYMAR, MESSI, UNITED, CITY
This is wonderful stuff from The Sun, so just sit back and enjoy.
‘Lionel Messi and Neymar are at centre of a £1billion battle of Manchester United and City,’ screams the headline, not on the back page, but six pages within their edition on Wednesday. Why is such a massive story not given precedence over widely reported quotes from Claudio Ranieri on the futures of Riyad Mahrez and Jamie Vardy, Phil Taylor eyeing a darts title for his late mum, or an exclusive on how Jose Mourinho is morphing into Rafael Benitez? Weird.
Anyway, back to this groundbreaking news. According to The Sun’s Ken Lawrence, Barcelona forwards Neymar and Lionel Messi are wanted men by both Manchester clubs. The former’s head ‘has been turned’ by United’s offer, while Messi has ‘been blown away’ by the financial packages on offer.
‘Money is no object’ for either clubs, writes Lawrence, who adds how the latest Premier League TV contract, combined with giant sponsorship deals and season ticket sales, means both United and City will soon boast almost £1BILLION (ooo, look at their shiny bold font) a year in revenue. As a result, Messi and Neymar will be at the top of both of their transfer wish lists. They will be joined by ‘the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo, Gareth Bale, Thomas Muller and Paul Pogba, plus managers Pep Guardiola and Carlo Ancelotti’, according to Lawrence.
Ed Woodward and City’s Khaldoon El Mubarak have ‘done the maths’, which will take into account Neymar’s £165million buy-out clause, his £500,000-a-week salary, Messi’s buy-out clause of over £200million and his weekly wage of around £515,000.
Lawrence reports on ‘top-secret talks’ (clearly not very top-secret) and ‘private’ (clearly not very private) admissions from United that they need a Ballon d’Or contender as he attempts to drag the story out as far as possible.
This is a 5,681 word story, the crux of which is that United and City have a lot of money, and so could buy the world’s best players. This is not claimed as an exclusive, it is not new news, and it is buried within the sports section of the newspaper, as opposed to proudly adorning the back page.
Lawrence concludes with the following paragraph: ‘But there is much more to come from both clubs as they attempt to prove that Manchester really is mad for it.’
Excellent stuff all round.

GIFT OF THE GABBY
Onto The Times now, who report that Aston Villa ‘will consider offers’ for club captain and longest-serving player Gabby Agbonlahor in January.
Agbonlahor, who has made eight appearances for the bottom club so far this season, was pictured ‘outside a London nightclub’ in the aftermath of Villa’s 2-0 defeat to Arsenal at the weekend, so will presumably be granted the same treatment from the British press as team-mate Jack Grealish.
After falling out with manager Remi Garde, Agbonlahor ‘could be sold in January’, The Times add. It’s all well and good, but they seem to be missing one vital point: who in the shuddering f*** is going to want to sign Gabby Agbonlahor?
The 29-year-old, who is reportedly a striker, has not scored in the Premier League since his two goals against Sunderland back in March. Agbonlahor has scored 10 goals in his last 72 Premier League appearances, and has registered six shots this season – the same amount as Charlie Daniels and Gary Cahill, and fewer than Nyom and Steve Cook.

THE TOWNSEND IS NIGH
The gossip goes full circle now, finishing with The Sun. They report that Southampton want Andros Townsend.
Saints, who had a £10million bid rejected for Townsend last summer, are ready to ‘rescue’ him from ‘his Tottenham hell’. By ‘hell’, they presumably mean not being at all good enough, needlessly falling out with a fitness coach, and scoring three goals in 47 career Premier League appearances at the age of 24. Hellish.
Newcastle and Bournemouth will provide competition for Townsend’s signature, epitomising just how far his star has fallen in such a short space of time.

AND THE REST
Arsenal are poised to sign Inter Milan midfielder Marcelo Brozovic in the January transfer window…Chelsea have reportedly made an offer for Paris Saint-Germain midfielder Marco Verratti…Leicester forward Riyad Mahrez, 24, says he is staying at the Foxes until the end of the season despite being linked with Arsenal and Tottenham…Liverpool have agreed a £4.3m deal to sign Red Star Belgrade winger Marko Grujic…Watford are hopeful of signing Roma’s £15m-rated winger Juan Iturbe in January, most likely on loan with a view to a permanent move…Jurgen Klopp has the financial backing of Liverpool owners Fenway Sports Group to spend in January…Man United are plotting a quick return for striker James Wilson who is currently on loan with Championship high-fliers Brighton…Tottenham have made another check on Marseille striker Michy Batshuayi, who has scored 11 goals in 18 appearances this season, but a price tag of £30m could put them off a move.

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